Nothing to do with my John Milton extravaganza, which- don't wanna spoil it for all you eager scouts for the Next Big Thing in art, me obviously- will be an absolute barn-burning masterpiece of harrowing epic proportions, below are the humble shoe paintings of the art teacher, a demo for my girls, who will be painting similar Converse shoes (motif: local flora, N.E. thing... teachers will understand) for an upcoming exhibition in August.

Shoe 5